Don’t you hate that feeling? You see someone you like and you just keep looking for the perfect thing to say. You plan the whole scenario in your head and you can visualize how you’ll sweep them off their feet. How they’ll instantly know you are interested in a romantic relationship. Then, the next word that comes out of our mouth is…
“Bala blu!”
Situations like this are what intensifies the need for pick-up lines.
What are pick-up lines?
These are ready remarks a person uses to start a chat with a stranger they are interested in having a romantic relationship.
Some think that pick-up lines are not natural, that they are ingenuine and counterproductive. Others even dare say they are boring. They are not wrong, though; diffident people dampen the productivity of pick-up lines.
Pick-up lines should be used confidently without fear of the outcome. Like a red flag to a bull. Confidence and eloquence are key to a productive pick-up line.
Note that pick-up lines are for those you intend to have a romantic relationship with. This is no place for “we are just friends”.
10 dirty pick-up lines to use on him
Pick-up lines are not only for men. This is not the traditional “and the man shall cleave to the woman” bala blu. Dirty pick-up lines carry s3xual innuendos with them. False innocence mixed with naughtiness makes a dirty pick-up line effective.
Smooth pick-up lines, on the other hand, are cute and funny. They are good conversation openers and help to spice things up.
SEE: Things You Should Never Say To Your Boyfriend
Below are 20 dirty pick-up lines that never miss.
1. Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Never mind, you won’t need either tonight.
Just tell me where and when.
2. What size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit.
3. How far can I go? I just keep thrusting until I see the white in your eyes.
4. Would you like me to carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?
Be careful with this line because you might lose a jumpy person in the first half. You have to say it in a way that shows there is more coming.
5. Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight.
Garfield, is that you?
6. I can’t find any Uber rides, can I ride you… at home?
7. I suddenly feel like a vampire, I want to suck everything out of you.
8. I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight.
9. I can be your damsel in distress, only if you push me to undress.
10. Some people are admirable, and some are formidable. You’re just fuckable.
Be careful when using the number 10. You might as well tell him he is worthless. Say it with admiration of his s3xual prowess in your eyes or with an emoji over text. Now let’s go over some less s3xual pickup lines.
SEE: Things You Should Never Tell Your Girlfriend
10 smooth ones to use on him
1. Do you happen to have an extra heart? Mine seems to be stolen.
2. Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.
3. You are so handsome that you made me forget my pick-up line.
This works all the time.
4. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
This is a popular one. For a surprising effect, you can switch it. “Can I call you mine because I don’t know your name”? Pickup lines should seem on the spot and not rehearsed. Try to paraphrase your lines.
5. Is the sun too bright, or are you smiling at me?
Trust even the strongest of men to smile bright after this. It would surprise you to know that men are rarely complimented. Any sign of a genuine compliment would be a massive boost to his ego.
6. Do you want to smash the patriarchy with me?
This is the best way to decipher if you are about to talk to a misogynist who dislikes any movement for women’s empowerment. If understood, you’ve just bagged yourself the women’s man.
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7. Somebody better call God, because He is down an angel.
Wait, wait, wait, give him a few seconds to realize you are talking about him. Men are not used to being called angels.
8. Are you a criminal? It’s not legal to be this adorable!
Excuse me, I’m suing on the account of being too handsome. Adorable might be too feminine for him.
9. Let’s play a game – flip a coin! Head, I am yours, and tails, you are mine!
This is a witty one. Expect a big smile or a smirk when he finally grasps the idea of what you’re saying.
10. How does it feel to be the most beautiful person on this Earth?
Common guys, we know she’s lying. Nevertheless, get your cute self over here pretty lady.
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20 Dirty and Smooth pick-up lines to use for Her.
Pick-up lines for men are super important. The competition to impress the lady is high and you have to find ways to be different and stand out from the other 365 men in her dm.
The delivery of the line is what matters though. I’ll give you the formula but you have to apply it right. Ensure every factor aligns before you drop the line. Here are some tips to understand before delivering a pick-up line;
- Be calm.
- Ensure to use intonation and don’t speak flatly.
- Be clear and audible.
- Maintain calm and undeniable eye contact when speaking.
- A simple “Hi” or “Hello” is a good way to set yourself up.
- Don’t introduce yourself before the pick-up line.
- Don’t explain your pick-up line. Never do that.
- After a successful pick-up line, introduce yourself immediately.
SEE: How to make a girl fall in love with you madly
Below are 20 pick-up lines that will up your game.
1. Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
This is 50/50 because you better hope she knows Dwayne Johnson and his wrestling alias. If she does, it’s a done deal.
2. You’re so cute, it’s distracting!
No need to beat around the bush; hit the nail on the head.
3. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
There is a time and place though. Read the environment and use it well.
4. Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
Give her time to process if she should be angry or flattered.
5. What do you like for breakfast?
It’s not a rhetorical question. You must have good kitchen skills to cook her what she wants after a night at your place.
6. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
First and foremost, she has to have a roommate.
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7. My couch pulls out, but I don’t
That sounds like something Barney Stinson would say. Ride on
8. You’re on my list of things to do tonight
Short, sharp, and intentional. That’s how I like my pick-up lines. It’s not a deliberation, baby girl. You are on my to-do list.
9. For goodness’ sake, please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
10. This may seem corny, but you make me really horny
There’s no easier way to say this. Let her know your intentions. If you don’t know how to do this, you might need to get a Master’s in The art of seduction.
11. Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t keep them off you.
12. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
Watch her smile and say something like, “you think you’re smart?” But the deed is done, bro. Get that phone number.
13. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Let’s have s3x inside my car
It goes without saying that you must have a car before you use this.
14. Should I f**k you like a good girl or a bad one?
The beautiful part of this question is; there is no wrong answer.
15. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
16. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
17. I’m feeling a little off today. Could you turn me on?
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18. You are so selfish, you know. You’re going to have that amazing body for the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.
19. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.
Remember to keep that false innocence and decency.
20. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
You can never go wrong with coin tosses.
READ: Red Flags In Relationships You Must Not Ignore
WHAT NEXT?
Pick-up lines get the ball rolling for you to have a great conversation, time or s3xual relationship with your target. However, it is not going to do the whole job for you. You must improve your eloquence to support your opening.
These lines are applicable physically or over texts. You are welcome.
