Do you know Rizz Jokes? Do you have Rizz? Take a moment to think about that. Can you woo a person or wittingly grab their attention in a split second with little fuss? You are in luck today because, no matter your answer, you are getting 40 Rizz Jokes that can boost your Rizz level.
Okay, hear me out for a second. There are many things Gen Z is good at, but if there is one thing in particular, it’s coming up with slang and acronyms for different things.
You must have come across some of our best works, or you might have even grown accustomed to using them. Some examples include ASAP, IYKYK, G2G, YNK, FOMO, Fam, HBD, and many others.
The most recent slang that’s slaying the internet is Rizz. You only know it if you’ve got it. If you don’t know it, then you don’t get it. Rizz is a very recent term coined by Social Media Influencer Kai Cenat.
He coined this term to uphold the ability of men to easily capture and keep a woman’s mind. The good thing about Rizz is that there is no rule on how to Rizz. You can just do your thing.
Since its inception, there have been various videos online with people showcasing their rizz level and how easy it is for them. Now, it isn’t new knowledge that rizz levels are different in all. For those of you wishing to have such “Rizzle-razzle”, you are reading the right article.
Before we get into 40 Rizz Jokes that can boost your Rizz level, I would like to tell you about different types of Rizz. That would open your eyes to what Rizz is all about.
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Types Of Rizz You Should Know
There are different types of rizz you should know about. Remember, there is no manual on how to use your rizz. But it’s important to know the types.
1. W Rizz
W Rizz stands for Win Rizz.
You say someone has W Rizz when they continually successfully get a crush’s attention and cement their legacy beyond a reasonable doubt. Some people you’d know are so good at first impressions, pick-up lines, flirting, dates, etc.
You might often wonder if God added some kind of spice to their components. Well, If God did, pray for yours, too (haha).
These people have what you call W Rizz.
2. L Rizz
You were probably expecting that. L Rizz stands for Lose Rizz. There are some that are so efficient and capable of losing someone’s like and attention in split seconds. They are the opposite of Rizz. What should theirs be called?
If that’s you, don’t be ashamed. Everyone used to have L Rizz once upon a time until they upgraded at one point or another. You can do it, too.
The next type of rizz is…
3. Unspoken Rizz
This is the best type of rizz for me. It’s the kind of rizz you put off when you don’t have to speak to get the attention of someone. It is subtle but effective. It works through various body languages and eye signals.
Very few people can pull off unspoken rizz as it takes more practice than others. I promise to write about ways to pull off unspoken rizz very soon.
Lastly,
4. Spoken Rizz
The spoken rizz requires you to open your mouth and approach. Now, you bet unspoken Rizz seems better, huh? No, it isn’t. Spoken Rizz makes use of pick-up lines and innuendos to make a move on a target. Not target like a gun target.
To help you fill your dictionary with rizz ideas, here are 40 rizz jokes that would help you hit your target the next time you try.
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20 “Are-You” Rizz Jokes You Should Know
“Are-you” rizz jokes are those jocular pick-up lines that start with “Are you”. Here are 20 “Are-You” pick-up lines to try today
- Are You John Cena? Because I’ve Never Met a Cena Girl Like You
That made you smile, didn’t it? Be careful, though. You don’t know if he or she knows John Cena. But who wouldn’t, though? The joke would really hit when said with emphasis on the “cena”.
Don’t forget.
- Are you an Artist? You are really good at drawing me in
Are you a plumber? You’d do a good job at sucking me out. That was bad, wasn’t it?
Damn, that was some L Rizz right there.
- Are you China, Because I’m China Get With You
Do you get it? I’m tryna (trying to) get with you.
- Are you Anxiety, Because You Make My Heart Race
Your pick-up line would be fucked up if you told this to someone who has anxiety issues (ah!). Just use this line with caution.
- Are You The Eiffel Tower, Because I Think Effiel For You
Do they know the Eiffel Tower? Once again, look and leap.
- Are You Today’s Weather, Because You’re So Hot
The bad side is that this only works one way. You can’t say they are so cold. Pray the weather aligns in your favour.
- Are You Jasmine, Take Out The Jas, Mine
Smart people really appreciate jokes like this. It might sound corny or dry, but common. It’s sweet.
- Are You Japan, Because I Just Tok-yo Heart
Tokyo is the capital of Japan. This is a double-edged rizz line. You are smart and sweet. Hey Siri, Play Me Simple and sweet By Jon Bellion (haha).
- Are You Water, Because I’ll Die Without You
Easy tiger, Don’t turn rizzintoo neediness.
- Are You Youtube, Because I want You-tu-be Mine
Straight to the point. I like it.
- Are You A Map, Because I Just Got Lost In Your Eyes
And he or she will tell you to find yourself (haha). Have you met Nigerians?
- Are You My Mums Belt or Flip-Flop, Because You Hit Differently
This is a funny rizz line. You have to use it on someone who has experience with old-time mothers. These new-age mothers are doing a bad job with child discipline.
- Are You Money, Because I Need You More Than Anything
A more Christian line would be like, Are you the Holy Spirit…
You know the rest, Don’t worry, it’s not blasphemous.
- Are You 14, Because I’m The 1 – 4 You
I am the one for you; that’s what it means. Coincidentally, that falls on number 14.
- Are You My Inhaler, Because You Take My Breath Away
They are your Problem and Solution.
- Are You A DayCare, Because I wanna Fill You Up With Kids
Is that a rizz line or a proposal line? Be careful not to scare away the ones who are not ready for kids.
- Are You North Korea, Because I Can’t Leave You
Don’t let Kim Jong Un catch you.
- Are You Border, Because I Can’t Get Over You
You can use this to get your ex back, especially if you still have residual feelings for them.
- Are You The School Stairs, Because You Take My Breath Away
Those long school stairs that look longer by the day. Petition to move all classes to the ground floor, please.
- Are You Nike, Because Why Don’t We Just Do It Already
Just Do It.
Next Up, here are 20 Cute Rizz Jokes You can use in times of need.
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20 Cute Rizz Jokes That You Can Use
These types of Rizz Jokes are usually straight to the point without needing to ask the “are-you” question first. A question can come after, though. Take a look at the Top 20 below.
- We Would Never Play Hide and Seek, Because It’s Impossible To Find Someone Like You
They’re one in a million.
- Is our relationship Elsa, Because I Can’t Let You Go
Let it go! Let it go!
- No Pen, No Paper, But You Still Draw My Attention
- You are a 3, Because You Need To Realize I’m The 1 Made 4 You
- Maths is Wrong. They Keep Talking About X and Y Instead Of U and I
- I’m Not Abraham, But When Are We Lincoln?
- My Crush Is Ugly, But Without The “gly”
- I’m Not Batman, But You’re Robin My Heart.
- I Love Ronaldo, But I Think We Should Get Messi
- I Should Be At The Top Of Your To-Do List
Other Rizz Lines Include:
- Baby, I’ll get your heart pumping faster than a haunted house.
- It’s a full moon. Want to find out what I’ll turn to by midnight?
- If you let me come home with you tonight, I’ll have the hairs on your neck standing up straight.
- Do you believe in lust at first bite?
- For now, I’ll be your “alentine”…you can give me the “V” later.
- Roses are Red, and violets are fine. I’ll be the 6. You’ll be the 9.
- The doctor says I’m seriously lacking Vitamin U.
- If you were a triangle, you would be an acute one.
- If Jesus can turn water into wine, I can turn you into mine.
- This is a knock-knock Joke.
- Knock, Knock
- Who’s There?
- When, Where
- When, Where, Who
- Tomorrow, My Place, Me and You.
There you have it. 40 Worthy Rizz Jokes That You Should Know ASAP.
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Can you woo a person or wittingly grab their attention in a split second with little fuss? If you can’t, use these 40 rizz jokes to establish a perfect opening and a sweet conversation.
Time to get your rizz level up.
