Let’s talk about sugar mummies in Nigeria.
I was sixteen when I first heard the phrase “Sugar Mummy”. You might not believe it, but I initially assumed this was a term for people selling sugar. I kid you not.
I was that naive. But experience later showed me the error of my ways, and in time I came to learn what a sugar mummy is.
Sugar mummies are to males what sugar daddies are to girls. They have similar definitions and the only difference is the gender they cater to. Though, honestly, I would say that is not so much a difference as preference. What do I mean?
Well, like it or not, there are sugar mummies who not only cater to boys but girls as well. And we have sugar daddies who cater not only to girls but their fellow men, too.
If you don’t gerrit, fogerrabourit.
Anyway, we are not here to discuss the specifics of choice for these two kinds of species, rather we will discuss sugar mummies in detail. This includes who they are, how they act, and, if you’re lucky, where they can be found.
Who Is A Sugar Mummy?
A sugar mummy spends money on a younger person, particularly a male, for s3xual or other beneficial reasons. A sugar mommy is a wealthy mature woman who is ready to provide for a young man or a young woman who she’ll have a relationship with.
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My Experience With A Sugar Mummy
Oh, get off your high horse. Statistics show that, in most cases, nine out of ten guys have or have had a sugar mummy, maybe more. So if you think that this is something to be ashamed of, think again.
Let me give you a short account of my own… tryst with a sugar mummy in Nigeria.
It was the dry season of the Corona year. I was a doe-eyed youth, but no stranger to sapa and his antics. I remember that I wanted to do something, though now I cannot say what, and I needed some financial assistance. So there was this friend (of course, it’s always a friend) who introduced me to this other friend who had access to sugar mummies. The word “hookup” was a foreign concept to me at the time.
But it would not be for long. The funniest part about this sugar mummy issue was the interview process. You would think it was Sanwo-Olu himself offering me a job. First came a video call with my prospective sugar mummy. Then I had to do … things I would rather not discuss. I remember gasping in horror when I saw her image. Let your imagination fill in the blanks. And before the Shame Criers come for me, I’m not saying she was ugly.
It’s just … her face and body were so convoluted with age that she seemed out of my… time.
Nevertheless, to cut the story short, we met, and clicked, and that’s when I realized sugar mummies do give sugar, though not the kind that brings diabetes. That meeting was the start of a beautiful friendship (*coughs* partnership). I’d be lying if I said it didn’t profit me in more ways than one.
The story ends here.
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How To Find Sugar Mummy In Nigeria
For many, this is a daily supplication. In fact, if prayers and secret wishes could be grouped into folders in some delivery system up there, the one titled Sugar Mummy would consume a considerable amount of holy gigabytes.
Heaven may not be able to answer you, in this particular regard. I, however, certainly can. I’ve carefully explained all that you need to know about sugar mummies in Nigeria. Now it’s time for the places to find them, how to find them, and make them notice you.
Enjoy.
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Good Location Pays
The most crucial step to take when finding a sugar mummy in Nigeria is to get a good location.
Meaning?
To get the perfect rich and moderately tolerating sugar mummy in Nigeria, then you need to get the best location in Nigeria. In severe cases, you will need to leave your current location to states that have a high potential of getting a sugar mummy.
By potential state what I mean is simply; states that have the highest number of sugar mummies living in them. However, not just any sugar mummy, but the one with money.
You know, the sole reason for seeking a sugar mummy is to have a woman who you’ll sleep with, and even still get paid for it. And as you will also agree with me, there are loads of women out there who you can sleep with, and yet wouldn’t get a dime.
Hence, the need to get a rich sugar mummy. Potential places to consider when finding a rich sugar mummy in Nigeria conveniently are:
- Lagos
- Oyo
- Abuja
- Portharcourt
- Owerri
- Calabar
- Enugu
- Delta
All these states listed above would give you a variety of sugar mummies to pick from. Sugar mummies that will give you a whole lot of experiences, both positive and negative. Lagos tops this list. No surprise there.
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Dating Sites
With the birth of the internet and the evolution of dating sites and relationship blogs, finding, meeting, and getting a sugar mummy in Nigeria has become a very easy task to execute. There are lots of dating sites available for you to choose from when searching for a sugar mummy in Nigeria. Loads of them.
However, for each and every of these various dating sites, there are standard etiquettes that you need to learn in other to get a sugar mummy to look towards your profile. To get a sugar mummy on these dating sites, you may take more of the following:
- You must have a clean profile picture
- Portray yourself as attractive
- Have classes on these sites
- You must continually do good for yourself
Sites like Facebook, Instagram, and even Twitter are good places for finding sugar mummies in Nigeria.
Visit Fancy Places
In simple words, the place you visit would determine the kind of sugar mummy you’ll attract. So all you’ve got to do is simply take note of all the popular avenues of finding and meeting potential sugar mummies. Thereafter, make sure to choose the expensive version of these places before they’re booked already.
Many times, loads of people get to meet their sugar mummy while visiting fancy and popular places. These include, but are not limited to, clubhouses, churches, mosques, bars, resort centers, etc.
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Don’t Look Desperate
Never look or sound desperate at any moment during your search for a sugar mummy here in Nigeria.
Why?
Your desperation paints another picture of you entirely. It ties a rope of suspicion to your neck and pushes you off the cliff of success. You find yourself losing it all. Never show desperation while searching.
Even when you are desperate, and in dire need of one, know how to hide behind a façade of calmness. Don’t let such potential sugar mummy know. Cause if she knows, her trust for you might fizzle out, or worse, she takes advantage of you, and that might be the end of the story.
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A Last Word From Battabox
I will admit there are advantages and disadvantages of having a sugar mummy, but then again, isn’t that the case for all things under the sun? I guess so and that is why I will not trouble you with such unnecessary information.
But in all you do, apply wisdom and never lose focus of your why. That is your reason for starting in the first place. That will keep you disciplined and steadfast.
I wish you luck, young cub.
If you have any questions, let us know below.
